February 2012
34 posts
“Comedy is acting out optimism.”
– Robin Williams
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MIA::Bad Girls
“Your generation had to get used to taking off your shoes at the airport. My...”
– Amy Poehler
Drunk Talk
Sober Caitlin: 11 o'clock. Time for bed!
Drunk Caitlin: It's 3 in the morning, is Cookout still open?
AFI's Top 100 Comedies
Although I don’t necessarily agree with all of these, I’ve still decided to watch all the films on this list in 2012. What films do you think should be on the list? What’s your favorite comedy?
1. Some Like It Hot (1959) 2. Tootsie (1982) 3. Dr. Strangelove (1964) 4. Annie Hall (1977) 5. Duck Soup (1933) 6. Blazing Saddles (1974) 7. M*A*S*H (1970) 8. It Happened One Night...
January 2012
92 posts
Questions of a Cynic
What is it about Nicki Minaj that throws young 20-something females into a complete tailspin? Within the first 5 seconds of Super Bass, there is always at least thirteen screaming women all yelling “THIS IS MY SONG!!!!” simultaneously and repetitively.
If you lose a cat, get a bag of cat food and shake it around til they come running.
If you lose your best friend Trish at a party,...
Drunk Talk
Sober Caitlin: God, I look terrible in this dress.
Drunk Caitlin: I look like a Goddamn supermodel in this dress.
Drunk Talk
Sober Caitlin: I miss [boy]. I wonder what he's doing...
Drunk Caitlin: I'm gonna find a pathetic excuse to text [boy] and then keep texting him until he stops texting back or I pass out.
Drunk Talk
Sober Caitlin: I should hide my purse at this party, I don't want anyone stealing my stuff.
Drunk Caitlin: Where teh frick did I put my prsue? Some bitch stole my purseeeeeeeee.!1
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