What is it about Nicki Minaj that throws young 20-something females into a complete tailspin?  Within the first 5 seconds of Super Bass, there is always at least thirteen screaming women all yelling “THIS IS MY SONG!!!!” simultaneously and repetitively.  

If you lose a cat, get a bag of cat food and shake it around til they come running.

If you lose your best friend Trish at a party, ask the DJ to play Turn Me On.